sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears
nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late.
it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like
"fuck. god damn it. not again. shit."
that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either
people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge
if you were expecting me to be disappointed when googling “snakes in hats” then you couldn’t be more wrong
Is that a venomous snake? What idiot would do that?!
clearly someone willing to make a few sacrifices in the name of fashion which is more than can be said for you